New Year Resolution Quotes

We are a couple of hours away from New year and we will be into 2011. You might want to check out this this countdown clock over at the central clock. For those who also wants some New Year Quotes both Funny and Inspiring, we have a coupleof them gathered right below.

This Happy New Year 2010 Countdown will start this December 31, 2010. See more Funny New years wishes as we have the added below.

These are some celebrity quotes for the New Year, Wishing all of us a great Happy New Year 2011!
John Stewart

“What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to TimesSquare… It’s a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It’s just a few Jews walking around going, ‘sup?’”
Jim Gaffigan

“My new years resolution for 2010? I will be less laz”
Laura Kightlinger

“It goes Christmas, New Year’s Eve, and Valentine’s Day. Is that fair to anyone who’s alone? If you didn’t get around to killing yourself on Christmas or New Year’s, boom, there’s Valentine’s Day for you.”
Zach Galifianakis

“This year my New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘Seacrest out!’ after I ejaculate.”
P. J. O’Rourke

“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re marriedto.”
John Bowman on Dick Clark

I wish I didn’t watch [Dick Clark] because New Year’s Eve is that one little time when you get to suspend the disbelief that next year is going to be crap. You forget about it! You look at the person next to you and kiss them and say “Happy New year!” and you have a moment of happiness. I don’t wan to be reminded at that exact moment of my own mortality.”
Jay Leno

“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. Sooverweight people are now average, which means you’ve already met your New Year’s resolution.”